My Cheshire Cat
What type of cat can stay in one place?
With never a frown but a smile on his face?
Is he watching something that I can’t see?
Or is he just trying to out “psyche” me!
I’ll see if this string will divert his gaze,
And wipe that smile off his furry old face.
But all I get is a sideways glance,
As if I’ve lost “it” or really gone “bats”!
Maybe if I creep up and give him a nudge
I can wipe that smile off this overweight “pudge!”
But alas, in disgust, he gets up and moves,
Revealing that he just threw up on my shoes!
